Woops.

Today I ran into a blind girl and her dog because I was walking and texting at the same time.
Way to go, BC.

My mother's response if I tell her this story will be ".......Brooooookieeee..."

2. Learn how to dance.

It will make you graceful. Not eternally, but at least for the duration of the song.

My grandparents waltzed and square-danced.
I would dance in the living room with my Pa to "Waltzing With Bears."

Then it was ballet lessons with tutus, curtsies, and soft pink shoes.
Next, there was college credit for Country and Western Dancing, an easy "A" that one was!

Now it's dancing in the Curran's pool house with Paul.

1. Dress appropriately.

"You can never be overdressed or over-educated."
-Oscar Wilde

Fred Astaire always wore a suit and always looked good.